r u ready for the nu-decade??

so 2nite is new years? and i think that we all should spent time to think about what we value in our lifes. its ez 4 me  – the only thing i value in life is suzy.

2 show appreciiation 4 suzy, i was thinking of naming my second life char after her. but then i thought, i have 2 make femal cahratacter now???  online ppl wud get confusd, u know, hearing lil boys voice out of femal avatar.  it confused ME when i was playing halo 3  (p.s. add me as friend! i am xXWEedHuNter420Xx P,S i dont really smoke weed)

while i wuz blogging bout suzy, Father hid all my amapp jackits!! nooo

he sed they were GAY but i say they are just alt. and he duznt understand how can i be alt. now???

father knos nuthing bout culture relevancy

n so the master has become the hunted

SUZY WONT LEAVE MY ROOM first she woudnt get off my bed and now i want to get her out but she ran and hid in the corner i pushed her and she wont move this isnt fair shes too strong

what have i created?????

CHRISTMUS CHEER

SO SUZY LIKES TO PLAY WITH CATS SOEME TIMES RIGHT???? SUzy was playing with monica today and her ear got cut and bLEEDING everywhere!!! it was so excieting! I diidnt know what to do so i just screamed a little and dog blood got everywhere and then my dad told me to shut up and stop acting lik a siessy girl. I am not! one of those girls ew

I never seen so much blood since that one tiem i hit my brothae r with a the end of a shuvel and i laffed and kept hitting him until dad ran out 2 the back ayrd and grabbemd me and shook me told me to stop it and we went to hopsital/police station/boarding sclhool

Suzy so kyoote

Is

Today, dear blog, is a day to talk about Suzy’s eyes.  suzy has the softest, brownest eyes of a deer. when she looks at me it is like looking into the eyes of  Mindy Schwitzel. mindy is the most beautiful girl i ever seen.

as b4 mentioned, i have looked into mindy schwitzels eyes b4…it was in bioclass and we were frog dissection partners.  i was so nervous and then wen we opent our frog it had eggs and it was so gross i acidently tweezered eggs into mindys eye and then she screamed and fainted and so when the paramedics came to examine her they opend her eys so i got to see right into them. very beuatiuful…

JUST LIKE THESE EYS

soft brown eye grl

I think its time for a suzy limerik1!!!

Of course i have a pet dog named suzy

for dinner shes picky and choosy

if she eats beef or pig meat

she’ll roll back on her feet

and most likely die or feel woozy!!!!

don’t feed my dog!!! only me!! or my dad

hello blogosphere agin

Hai guys, sorry  i havnt beein updating recently its b/c i have been busy playing HoN  (heroes of newerth for you noobs out there…) it is like DOTA have you guys ever playeD DOTA??? I play that game so much i been playing since 6.59b!! i am so good with VIPER and BRADWARDEN they take tons of skillt o play.

i am best at APEM mode.  i like 2 host sometimes but ppl alwyas say “host ping” an what does that mean? i dono so i dont do it and they leave during countdown always.

some day i will tell you my secret build orders….i heard that boots stack oen day i will try it and have + 300 ms (thats movespeed if you dont play)… thats 600 ms !!!!

NAYWAY, suzy is doing great!  i try to hang with her all the time. today we were sitting in the front lawn eating otter pops. it is sumer after all! i can fit almost whole otter pop down my throat without choking! i like sucking on all the otter popsicle colors  except pink and purple cuz im not a fag.

since suzy is prone 2 voilence, i have 2 tie her to the tree so she duznt attack other weaker dogs. suzy likes 2 fight a lot. she fights any dog any time. one time she tried to fight two golden reterievers at ONCE. thats 2 v1. unfair!!! but thats my brave suzy dog.

Sentry goin up!

sumtimes i wonder – suzy is a girl and she is so cool! y then, other girls so stoopid all the time??? ami rite guys?? all guys ou tthere in the blogosphere, give me a HEY HEY YAH! thats right girls all stupid!!!! for proof, just watch the movie mean girls!!! how stupid is that one chick?? ritE!?!?

one time this older high school girl came to my house. i guess she had to study chemistry with my brother or something cuz she was failing cuz cheerleading took up too much time at school.  while he was in bathroom she came over to me when i was playing dota and i was viper and being chased by faceless void and she put her hand on my leg and asked what i was doing really close in my ear and i sed “FUCK OFF IM GAMING” and she surprised and fell back into the paper recyling bin. then i died to faceless void and got hella mad and punched my desk and screamed because now i was 0-7 and scourge team was laffing at me.  stupid girl fucked my gaming!!!

Suzy NEVER messes with my gaming!!! she just sits in corner LIKE all girls shud! and bes quiet!  i used bad words in this blog post mum better never see it or i am so screwed and grounded

AND trang pak is ag rotsky little biotch!!!

in this stance, it is ultimate defense and no one can hurt you

The stance of nobility. look upon it ye mitey and despair

Suzy is prefect at sitting.  having trained for years in a series of underground sewers by master splinter, she developed the stance that will destroy kings and get her fud.  atm she is sleeping on a pile of jeans that i left out and i am not picking up because my room is clean as long as i can find stuffff!! rite????

i mean, sumtimes i lose my wate rbottle ( i reuse dasani water bottles becuz its saves the evironment. ) and when i refind it the water is grey and cloudy from plastic degredation but i still drink it anyway.i been drinkin out of htat bottle for 2 yrs and no side FX yet. although the mermaid voices in my head are a  litle bit louder

Mucophagy

I dare you 2 touch it!!!!

Suzy got a boogger on her nose today. just another reminder that she has human emotions just like a real human.  her other human qualities include  stuff like blood, earth, oil, feelings… you know.

sometimes i wish suzy was my mom isntead of my real mom. she wud probaly let me stay up way later and play video games really loudly like GTA: San Anderas and wudnt get mad wen i am running over hookers and take the cd out of the playstation while its on an then yell at me and say stop kicking the tv hutch dont talk back to me young man or you will get no dessert now go to your room and wait till your father hears about this  and i wont hafta say fine i dont care i wish suzy was my mom not you

b/c suzy will be my mom

URGENT NEWS

Mum canceled me WOW account!!!!

Yer a Wizerd, Suzy

2day me and suzy playd a game called wizard of oz. I put on my blue checkeerd dress and suzy put on wizards cap and robe and then we waited real long time for a tornado to lift up my house.  it was really boring to wait for so long and so i startedc rying and suzy saw me and 2 make me feel better she went under the house 2 die like the wicked witch. she is soooooOo honourable 4 doing that. I was so happy i started 2 cry agin andforot 2 turn off my cd playing The Wall

With evry life, there is death. yinyang.

I came home 2day and there was a dead possum in the backyard.

Where did it come from? what is it? where was it going?????

^ i am just reiterating a famous phrase from great piainter/thinker paul gagin. (he is not related 2 pau gosol…hehe)  it rly applies here..

perhaps suzy may have killed it. i have no evidence, no dna tests or nething. mebbe possum died peaceful death (heart attack, prob) and my backyard is  secret possum burial ground like they have in south america for eliphants.

or perhaps, possum is a spy from canada trying 2 bring WEED into our states!!!!!! remmber the documentary about guinea pig spies???

wut if that is wat happened here????? xcpet they are called P-force (p for possum). I imagin possum 2 be voiced by ll cool j.

suzy wud be NATOINAL HERO… stop terroirsm in its trax..

suzy is great american defendr. i through possum away with a shovel. there was blud and stuff. i hope suzy duznt have rabiees.

edit: 2 hrs. later – suzy duz not have rabies.