do u ever wish on dandelion puffles? i sumtimes do. a bunch are flying bye. my momma says that when dandelion puffles go by, it means that 1) som1 out there is thinkin of u, or 2) daddys gettin out of jail again. she also says sometimes both happen simultaoneously

 

thinkin bout maknig some more wishes  rite now

 

wish i didnt have 2 stay in this halfway house

wish suzy didnt have 2 be on a ball n chain

wish that spider in my room would stop growing. too big for shovel now

wish i dint have so much iron in my blood

wish my brother DIDNT THROW AWAY ALL MY POKJEMON CARDS

 

“they’re gay” he says”

 

i’ll show him whos gay

 

Published in: on June 27, 2011 at 5:25 am  Leave a Comment  

i HATE my brohter UghUhhh

toDAY my brother got mad at me because he foudn out I am a honorary satanist and contemporary wiccan. sed he woud.tell dad

so i took sum of suzy’s blood ( i had some left from the ceremony) and used it to draw a summoning circle all over his buzz lightyear sheets

thatll show him

Published in: on June 27, 2011 at 5:07 am  Leave a Comment  

Suzy tried 2 hang herself today. jumped offa bridge n everythign. but i stopped her lol

Published in: on June 26, 2011 at 5:58 am  Leave a Comment  

This is suzy and me coming back after we buried that body

i did allt he digging, and she did all the talking/ordering me around (as usual). we work better as a team

 

 

 

 

just a few more hits and then we can go back to our normal lives. no more hiding/ no more games. imtired of running. always running

Published in: on June 25, 2011 at 11:25 am  Leave a Comment  

HAVE YOU EBEVER BROUGHT YOUR DOG TO THE BEACH?

TRUST ME I LKNOW A LOT. this world is a crazay place. sometimes your at the beach and sometimes your not! but thing the thing is, are you at the bech with your dog??? ar eyou at the beach with SUZY???

RUDE DOG HITS THE BEACH

RUDE DOG HITS THE BEACH

 

this is the first time sicnce my acciednet im allowed to go into the sun. m doctor sed that before if i was in the sun too much the daylight pixies would drain my crstyal energy. of course that is nonsese, mum said i am an indigo child so my crystal energy is through the roof!

 

LUCKILY now that suzy is back gfrom the dead she can communitcate with the dalight pixies and eerything will be ok.  she says my crystal energy is “through the woof!” hahahahh

 

 

ujgh lifeguards confisicated my bone chimes  and some douchbag kid erased the pentagram i wrote in the sand

the leash maintains her chakra

one day suzy, we will release ur brethren from hell

Published in: on June 20, 2011 at 1:10 am  Leave a Comment  

nobody listens to me and im dying

dear diary today i tried to vicdeo chat with Suzy and she IGNORED me what is wrong with this world i screamed at the vcomputer for awhile but she remaint aloof

 

what kind of wplace is this is if a dog doent respoind to screams of owner

 

Published in: on December 6, 2010 at 3:03 pm  Leave a Comment  

i even cleaned up all th eblood

havnt seem suzy in a while. dunno when their gonna let me outta juvy

Published in: on October 16, 2010 at 9:49 pm  Leave a Comment  

Ughhh

Ugh parents just make me so agry somteims. I dont even kno what 2 blog about rite now. 2day they had to nerve to interupt me when im watching teh great jackie chan movie “police story 3″ aeufhaegllj parents jus don understand

somedays, i just feel like i need 2 kill som1. tell me bloggers, is this healthy? suzy is only on ei talk 2 about this. doctor calls it ‘unsetling” but i think he overeacting.

I asume best way 2 kill some1 is 2 hit them with car. i told Father this once. i think this is why I am not gettin my license lyke rest of kids @school. they make fun of me every day but ill show them ill show them all

me n suzy hav somethin in common i think, killer instinct.  runs in our bloods. thing is, suzy has misleading cute adorble face that allows her to sneek up closely to victimz. while i have the mean mug that scares every1 away, wich is both a blessing an acurse. some days i scare away ppl i try to be friendz with (who neds them anway) other tmes grls i ask to prom faint. win some, lose som i alwayz say.

why cant i have suzys face? it will be like critically aclaimed movie FACE/OFF staring great actors such as John trovalta such as nigcolas cage such as joan allen. i can hav adorble face that wont scare any1 away, spesh wen its on my human body.

what a great idea!!!!! will blog later with attempts + results

Published in: on August 5, 2010 at 5:13 am  Leave a Comment  

sumtimes we jus dont understand world round us

saw this flower today when i went 2 nearby field of grass 2 think bout life.

really makes u think. what is death? daeth is just the begininng. white shors…fast sunryse. it duznt sound 2 bad../.

i been seeing death things everywhere. sumtimes in my dreams, sumtimes in backyard, sumtime sin flowers.

lately Suzy’s head h as been becoming a laughing flaming skull. but only for a moment, and not that often. perhaps i am going crazy? dun thin so. I think is just one of suzys new tricks. i wunder who taught ot her? perhaps Satan.

suzy u so cute

maybe suzy is just part of my beautiful mind??? thinkin bout u , russell crow…

Published in: on July 5, 2010 at 8:45 pm  Leave a Comment  

suzy ambilvence 2wards world cup

2day i was coming home and i came home adn i yelled HI SUZY and she totaly IGNORED MEE!!!

shes supposed to b my best fiernd! i felt heartbroken. a man can omly take so much heartbreaks before he gos on a crazy sex spree, i bet

suzy ignores me like she ignores this socer ball. thats lyfe..

wurld cup started 2day or something? I got a soccer bal 2 play for with suzy. I wanted it 2 be the jambalini ball, but dad sed this 1 wud b better b/c its cheaper and save money ill understand one day wen i have a job.

but 1nce again, suzy ingored me. even w/soccer abll! dogs lvoe soccer i think!
wut is going on, bloggers?!?

perhaps she has found a nu best friend?? i doubt it she cant even speak english good
pehraps she is just tired?? the sun is shining hotly after all thanx 2 glob-warming
perhaps suzy protesting world cup in South Afrika?
perhaps she is also wondering, how does Nigeria have a soccer team?? and why did they not beat Greece???
perhaps suzy thinking makes her ambilvalence.
or phaps i am losing touch w/my animality

my animality….

my animality….

Published in: on June 17, 2010 at 11:49 pm  Leave a Comment  
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