in this stance, it is ultimate defense and no one can hurt you

The stance of nobility. look upon it ye mitey and despair

Suzy is prefect at sitting.  having trained for years in a series of underground sewers by master splinter, she developed the stance that will destroy kings and get her fud.  atm she is sleeping on a pile of jeans that i left out and i am not picking up because my room is clean as long as i can find stuffff!! rite????

i mean, sumtimes i lose my wate rbottle ( i reuse dasani water bottles becuz its saves the evironment. ) and when i refind it the water is grey and cloudy from plastic degredation but i still drink it anyway.i been drinkin out of htat bottle for 2 yrs and no side FX yet. although the mermaid voices in my head are a  litle bit louder

Mucophagy

I dare you 2 touch it!!!!

Suzy got a boogger on her nose today. just another reminder that she has human emotions just like a real human.  her other human qualities include  stuff like blood, earth, oil, feelings… you know.

sometimes i wish suzy was my mom isntead of my real mom. she wud probaly let me stay up way later and play video games really loudly like GTA: San Anderas and wudnt get mad wen i am running over hookers and take the cd out of the playstation while its on an then yell at me and say stop kicking the tv hutch dont talk back to me young man or you will get no dessert now go to your room and wait till your father hears about this  and i wont hafta say fine i dont care i wish suzy was my mom not you

b/c suzy will be my mom

Yer a Wizerd, Suzy

2day me and suzy playd a game called wizard of oz. I put on my blue checkeerd dress and suzy put on wizards cap and robe and then we waited real long time for a tornado to lift up my house.  it was really boring to wait for so long and so i startedc rying and suzy saw me and 2 make me feel better she went under the house 2 die like the wicked witch. she is soooooOo honourable 4 doing that. I was so happy i started 2 cry agin andforot 2 turn off my cd playing The Wall

With evry life, there is death. yinyang.

I came home 2day and there was a dead possum in the backyard.

Where did it come from? what is it? where was it going?????

^ i am just reiterating a famous phrase from great piainter/thinker paul gagin. (he is not related 2 pau gosol…hehe)  it rly applies here..

perhaps suzy may have killed it. i have no evidence, no dna tests or nething. mebbe possum died peaceful death (heart attack, prob) and my backyard is  secret possum burial ground like they have in south america for eliphants.

or perhaps, possum is a spy from canada trying 2 bring WEED into our states!!!!!! remmber the documentary about guinea pig spies???

wut if that is wat happened here????? xcpet they are called P-force (p for possum). I imagin possum 2 be voiced by ll cool j.

suzy wud be NATOINAL HERO… stop terroirsm in its trax..

suzy is great american defendr. i through possum away with a shovel. there was blud and stuff. i hope suzy duznt have rabiees.

edit: 2 hrs. later – suzy duz not have rabies.

rise of wolf lycans

summon ancestral spirit...i found tis lycan knight on the internet public domain

not many ppl no this but early ancesters of all dogs were lycans. i learned this in a movie. Also wikipedia

suzy is most likely handsom descendant of those wonderful creaturse. she will protect me from vampires! although do i want 2 be protected from edward cullen????? I dont kno….tuff decision.

suzy is proud warrier. she deservs to rest. shes descendant of kings

1 time i was walking suzy aroudn the neighborhood, and ther was this other dog walkin 2wards us.  suzy barked and barkd and the other dog ran away so i think suzy was channeling spirit of lycans thru her fur..perhaps otehr dog is a nonbeliver i dont know y he didn’t channel lycan spirit aswell. mebbe weaker race? like deku scrubs prob, heh heh

i tried realy hard to becum a lycan teh other nite…stood under full moon and wiggled and grunted loudly for an hr. ill let u guys kno if it worked

Ghosts

I read somewhere maybe that dogs can see ghosts orbs and things lik thjat.  sometimes when I am walking Suzy at midnight past the graveyard on a full moon she stops and stares. sometimes right at certain tombstones.  then she starts panting and smile breathing wich i assume is conversation with famous ghosts such as Calvin Coolidge and Charleston Heston – famous movie stars.

Suzy suzy waht do u see with ur canine forsight???

one time i was sitting in the livng room just readin the anarchrists cookbook and then i think the spiritual remnants of  Pope Julius III ( I kno, right??? i almost totaly swooned) came in and started making a mess of things – he totally pushed all the big picture books off the coffee table an stuff!! suzy came in and woofed at him like that dog from Anchorman )best movie) and from wat i understand she sed:

“Although I politely received you on your last visit, you behaved in so poorly a manner I was immensely relieved with your departure. Though you come again with good intentions, you are once again proving that you have the manners of a common household cat. If you do not leave the premises with which i have been granted the honor of safeguarding  presently and quietly,  I will escort you out myself.”

or sumthing 2 that extent. I m no good at reading dog lips, only kissing

newayz, now that Pope Julius III saw me reading anarchists cookbook, i think i am on guvernment watch list.  i shud not even be blogging abut it becuz i may be domestic terorist now. like in eagle eye shie liebuff was totaly framed

Bee Sharp

suzy forges her own path in nature...this bumblbee was part of circle of life...nirvana...

2day i tried teaching suzy how to skate on a skateboard , like rob drydek’s bulldog. she didnt like it.  instead, she ate a bumblebee.

rly makes u think..

Dog Fashion

When Suzy shows her belly it means she is thinking hard im assuming

Who likes being naked around dogs???? I like 2 b naked around dogs!! But only one dog:  Suzy!!!

Dogs don’t wear clothes. they are naked twenty four seven. If dogs don’t wear clothes,  I don’t wear clothes!!!! Donate all spare clotes!!!!

At the other hand though, Dogs have fur. Suzy has fur. fur is like clothes, for example, fur coats for dogs instead of humans.  So do dogs wear clothes!??? THink about it!!!!

Dog…or Princess Jasmine?

Now it makes less sense to have a dog wearing a fur coat wear more clothes on top. Society is just confusing the dogs sexualty.

I think that to compromise and show sincerity to Suzy I will make a  fur loincloth out of her lreftover shedding fur.

EDIT:  IT IS 2 HRS LATER AND I AM WAERING FUR LOINCLOTH AND PLAYING HALO 3!!!!!!!! IT IS ITCHY BUT I AM OK WITH IT. DOGS DO IT ALL THE TIME

A litle bout me

SO i kno this blog is sposed to be mostly about my dog. But u readers shud knwo who is typing these words to you! otherwise, you re taking words of a STRANGER.  after this NON DOG BLOG ENTRY, u will kno much about who i am, and what i do!

My anme is Maths and i am 14 yrs old and my dad got me this laptop with webcam i use to take pix of my dog, Suzy. my favorite foods rae Sushi (editors note: it sounds like Suzy),  spaghetii, tacos, and bread. As u can see i am well rounded in foods and I am also really good at Super smash i use fox. ALso I found all 100 gold skultullas in Ocaraina of TIme and sinking lure so better watch out you just kokiri kids i be hylian. and i wasn’t afraid of the well even tho my older brother Hud thought i was but i really wasn t jus cryin cuz i stubbed my toe he doenst kno nething

i wasnt scared of well

-Maths

How to view profile??? Suzy helps2revulotuinize music industry

Suzy is the best dog. Here are some adjectives that describe my dog. noble kind honorable strength wise pwoerful wisdome oak tree kingly and royal. I only let her lsiten to tough strong bands like Thrice and Nickleback – sometimes Daves Mathews Band.

As I watch her chew stoicly, she inspires me to make new songs that I will put on my last.fm

Suzy gave me new great idea the other day. All these young kids nowadays listen to bands like “Shoegaze”. I thought to myself i thought, Suzy makes good idea when she eats grass. She doesn’t indentify with gender role “dog”. Right now, she is experimenting with gender role “Cow”. In honour of that, I make new band genre music called “Chewgraze”.

Just you wait music industry, chewgraze take you by storm.  ppl will play it in homes, on street, in Apple store on public laptops, it will be the new fashion to listen to chewgraze -  inspired by Suzy

- Maths